Not that a necessarily dislike penis' I just don't fancy seeing it in photo format.
Doesn't really do anything for me.
MAYBE IT'S JUST ME.
but I'm pretty sure it's not.
So I am going to explain what I feel is wrong with dick pics.
1. Timing.
Now I totally understand if you are "sexting" or talking about penis' why it would then be appropriate to send a photo. However this rarely happens. Normally it is just a nuisance, like one of those pop up ads you get on your computer.
Followed by a "Hey ;)".
THE WINKEY FACE DOESNT MAKE IT OK.
I'm just there minding my own business when BAM dick pic. To be honest it either makes me laugh or feel uncomfortable and I don't think that's the response you were hoping for.
2. Angles
I get over the shock of having a penis appear on my phone screen but now instead of going "Ohhh yeah" like think, I'm actually tilting my head and trying to work out how the hell you took the photo. Either you are misusing the selfie stick you got for Christmas or you're doing some weird yoga move. I am both impressed and concerned. Is it like taking a selfie where you take lots and choose the best one? Do guys have folders on their phones full of dick pics? THESE ARE THE REAL QUESTIONS.
3. WHY???
Why have you taken a photo like that. It's not flattering, That is not good lighting, that is not a good angle, It's a no from me. Most of the time it makes it look smaller than it actually is... surely that's not the idea.
4. What did you think the outcome would be?!
Did you honestly think I would look at the photo and think "Dayum, give me some of that" because if you wanted a reaction like that, then you should have just shown this photo...
Moral of the story is... I just want pizza not dick pics.
Blog love!
xxx
