You just can't be bothered. Dating is too long and too expensive and you'd much rather spend that money on Dominoes whilst you sit in bed watching Netflix alone.
2. "I'm just waiting round for the right person"
In other words all the people who are interested are either crazy or creepy and as desperate as you are to find your other half you haven't quite reached that stage yet... OR you're already madly in love with someone but don't have the courage to tell them so instead you will sit alone and wonder what they're doing this Valentines... "I wonder what Ryan Gosling is doing right now...."
3. "I'm still trying to figure out who I am."
You're super boring and need to find something interesting about yourself for some good conversation topics- The last date you went on was full of awkward silence... and the sex after was even worse.
4. "I'm not good at commitment"
You have the emotional availability of a ham sandwich
5. "I just got out of a long term relationship"
That kinda screwed you over so it's going to take a good year before you can trust another human being enough to give them a rose... Don't worry this is a safe place.
6. "Valentines isn't really my thing"
You just want sex. No strings attached no feelings no "I love you lets get married" NO you just want sex. Unfortunately you're so god damn awesome "Fuck buddys" fall in love with you and make it awkward- It's hard being that sexy.
7. "Noone loves me"
An honest answer. Firstly someone does love you it's just not in a "Have a rose, let me cook you a candlelit dinner and then we can stare into each others eyes" kind of love. It's more of a friendly, family love- That's still love though so don't feel disheartened. As cliché as it sounds they're out there somewhere and it'll be worth the wait.
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!
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